Salesgirl : The fiction department is on the other side, Sir.
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Boy : Do you love me?
Girl : Yes!
(boys start running.....)
Girl : Where are you going?
Boy : I'm going to update my relationship status on Facebook!
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and this is the sweet one,
Girl : Who's your enemy?
Boy : My heart. Because, although its mine it beats for you :3